Lieutenant Disher: Hey, Monk, I've got two ideas.
Captain Stottlemeyer: Two ideas?
Lieutenant Disher: Yeah, which one do you want first?
Captain Stottlemeyer: The one that'll make me less pissed off.
Lieutenant Disher: Theory A: I remembered this old case, Matthew Teeger, 35 year sold. Guy's been committed twice for acute schizophrenia and delusions.
Adrian Monk: Any arrests?
Lieutenant Disher: Yeah. Assault three years ago. He attacked his stepfather. He said he was defending his mother. Apparently he's obsessed with her. Guess what her name is?
Adrian Monk: Juliet Teeger.
Lieutenant Disher: A history of violence and a mother obsession.
Adrian Monk: I like it.
Captain Stottlemeyer: I like it too. We'll talk to this guy.