Adrian Monk: Excuse me, could you use this pen?
Woman: Why?
Adrian Monk: That one's not working.
Woman: What are you talking about? It's working fine.
Adrian Monk: Okay, please, please, please.
Woman: You're making me very nervous. Where did they find you?
Adrian Monk: It's my first day.
Woman: Where were you yesterday, when they need you?
[After the woman walks away, Monk draws circles with the other pen to try get the ink levels even]