Quote from Adrian Monk in Mr. Monk Joins a Cult
Sister Sally: What's your name? Adrian Monk: Adrian. Sister Sally: And do you have any children, Adrian? Adrian Monk: No. None. Brother Ted: I think we can help you, Adrian. Natalie: Well, Adrian isn't interested. He has, uh, to get home. Right? You have that thing, remember? Adrian Monk: Yeah. I cancelled that thing. I'm fine. Brother Ted: We can put order back in your life, Adrian. How's that sound? Sister Sally: Why don't you come with us? We can tell you all about it at the meeting. Adrian Monk: That sounds great. Brother Ted: [over radio] Bring the van. Natalie: What are you doing? This was supposed to be me. Adrian Monk: Well, they don't want you. This is plan B. Don't worry. I know what I'm doing. I got them right where I want them. They think I'm some kind of boob.