Adrian Monk: What are you doing? Come on, we're supposed to be cleaning up.
Natalie: I know, we started to, but, everything looks so beautiful.
Adrian Monk: Candles? You trying to burn the place down? What's that noise?
Julie Teeger: It's music.
Natalie: Mr. Monk, come on. It's Christmas Eve. You can't put everything away.
Adrian Monk: It's not real. The boxes are empty.
Natalie: I know.
Adrian Monk: The stockings are empty. It's all pretend, remember? We just put it up for that stupid TV interview.
Julie Teeger: But it looks real.
Natalie: And it feels real. And if you're feeling something then it's real!
Adrian Monk: I don't feel anything.
Natalie: I know, because you're not relaxing.