Adrian Monk: I can't live like this. The trial could be a year away. I have to tell them my side of the story.
Natalie: No, no, no. Mr. Monk. I've heard your side of the story and I love you, and I don't think it's a good idea.
Adrian Monk: This is just a P.R. problem. When your dad sold that tainted toothpaste from China, what did he do? He went on the news and he told his side of the story. He took the offensive. I can be as offensive as your father.
Natalie: I'm sure you can.