Jacob Posner: What did you mean before when you said that there may have been a shooting?
Captain Stottlemeyer: Uh, well, we have an eye witness who's usually very reliable when he gets enough sleep, who says that, uh, he saw an undercover cop get shot.
Jacob Posner: Cop? Do I need a lawyer?
Adrian Monk: You sure do.
Captain Stottlemeyer: No. I'm sure it was probably just a misunderstanding. In fact, we just left the victim at the train station. He was alive and well, waiting for a train to Port-
Jacob Posner: He's alive?
Captain Stottlemeyer: Yeah.
Jacob Posner: I don't understand.
Captain Stottlemeyer: You know, to tell you the truth, I don't understand either. Sorry to have bothered you. Thank you for your time. We'll be leaving now.
Adrian Monk: Mr. Posner-
Captain Stottlemeyer: We will be leaving now.