Home Shopping Salesperson: [on TV] Next we have this set of porcelain figurines. Can we get a close-up of these? Aren't they exquisite? Now, this is a limited edition, So, once their gone, they're gone. Oh, we have a call! Hi, what is your name and where are you calling from?
Adrian Monk: My name is Adrian. I'm calling from San Francisco.
Home Shopping Salesperson: Hello, Adrian. Welcome to the Shopper's Network. Are you buying these figurines for yourself?
Adrian Monk: Uh, I wonder if you could do me a favor. The panda on the end is a little crooked. If you could just rotate it slightly. About 15 degrees.
Home Shopping Salesperson: The panda? Well, if it's that important to you.
Adrian Monk: Thank you.
Home Shopping Salesperson: Mm-Hmm. Well, Adrian, now that you see them all lined up, would you like to order a set?
Adrian Monk: Mmm, no, I've seen them cheaper all over. I do have a question about the giraffe though. Does his head look symmetrical to you? I mean, look at it.
Home Shopping Salesperson: Brian, who is this guy?
Adrian Monk: I'm sorry, I can't sleep. Help me.
Home Shopping Salesperson: Okay, well, thank you for calling in, sir. These lovely figurines each is hand crafted, but there are only a few hundred left. So... Oh! Here's another call.
Man: [o.s. on TV] It's the same guy.
Home Shopping Salesperson: Don't answer it.