Quote from Adrian Monk in Mr. Monk and the Birds and the Bees
Lieutenant Disher: How's it going? Adrian Monk: Somebody unplugged the phone. He kept the gun in here? Lieutenant Disher: Yeah. Adrian Monk: Is this how you found it? Lieutenant Disher: Yeah, we locked the place down. Adrian Monk: He heard his wife screaming. He opened the box, he grabbed the gun. Lieutenant Disher: Yeah, that's what the man said. Adrian Monk: The box is closed, latched. If I heard my wife screaming, I wouldn't stop and close the box. Would you? Lieutenant Disher: Oh, I'm not married. Adrian Monk: Her slippers. According to the husband, she went downstairs because she was cold. Lieutenant Disher: If she was cold, why didn't she put on her slippers? Adrian Monk: That's a good question. Lieutenant Disher: Yeah. You'll get the next one.