Quote from Adrian Monk in Mr. Monk and the Birds and the Bees
Mausoleum Operator: What happened here? Natalie: Uh, the wind. Adrian Monk: Just a draft. Natalie: Like a tunnel. Adrian Monk: Table's a little wobbly. Natalie: Yeah. Adrian Monk: You might want to put a matchbook under this. But we cleaned it up. Mausoleum Operator: A draft? Adrian Monk: It's no problem.