Quote from Adrian Monk in Mr. Monk and the Bad Girlfriend
Natalie: All right, hold on. Adrian Monk: To what? Natalie: To me. Adrian Monk: I'm- I- I'm okay. Natalie: Mr. Monk, you're gonna fall off the seat. Adrian Monk: I know what I'm doing, okay? I'll just lean forward. It's called weight displacement. We're wasting valuable time. Let's do it. Ready. And go! [As Natalie accelerates, Monk is thrown off the back seat onto the ground.] Natalie: Are you all right? Adrian Monk: Wipes! Wipes.