Quote from Lieutenant Disher in Mr. Monk and the Bad Girlfriend
Adrian Monk: Is he here? Lieutenant Disher: Uh, no. He took Linda to lunch. Can I get him on his cell? Adrian Monk: No! No no no no. Actually, we wanted to talk to you. It's kind of important. Natalie: Randy, what we're about to tell you is absolutely confidential. You can't repeat it to anyone. Lieutenant Disher: Are you in love with me? Natalie: What? No! Adrian Monk: I think Linda Fusco might have killed her partner. Lieutenant Disher: [chuckles] What? I don't believe that. There's no way, Monk. Natalie: Am I in love with you?