Quote from Lieutenant Disher in Mr. Monk and the Naked Man
Captain Stottlemeyer: Mr. Magneri. Sir, we need to get you to the hospital.
Peter Magneri: Hospital?
Captain Stottlemeyer: Trust me, sir. You're a very sick man. I'll explain everything on the way.
Medic: He's right, sir. I've seen your X-rays. We've got an ambulance waiting downstairs.
Peter Magneri: X- ray?
Lieutenant Disher: Hi. Remember me? Listen, I don't want to upset you or anything, but, uh my MagnaPod died.
No, I-I bought another one. And, uh, it's the second one I've bought in three months.
Captain Stottlemeyer: Randy, give it a rest.
Lieutenant Disher: No, it's no big deal. You see, it just keeps getting stuck on "menu." So, I mean, and my Walkman never did that.
Peter Magneri: Well, get yourself another Walkman! Leave me alone.