Lieutenant Disher: Captain, we found the detonator.
Captain Stottlemeyer: Wow, what is this, silver?
Adrian Monk: Nah, that's white gold. Imported.
Captain Stottlemeyer: Well, how do you know that?
Adrian Monk: Cause my client wears them all the time. They're his trademark. I am so screwed! And where were you?
Natalie: Don't look at me. I'm just the secretary.