Natalie: What are those?
Adrian Monk: Those are for you.
Natalie: Get out! Flowers? "Happy Secretaries' Day. Mr. M."
Adrian Monk: Y- You're welcome! Yeah, get ready. 42 seconds.
Natalie: Mr. Monk, I'm not your secretary. I'm your assistant.
Adrian Monk: Yeah, secretary. It's the same thing. 35.
Natalie: No. No. It's not the same thing.
Adrian Monk: Can we talk about this in 31 seconds?
Natalie: Do you think a secretary has to do what I do? It's a huge responsibility.
Adrian Monk: What? What about the Secretary of State? That's a very important job. Or Secretariat, Triple Crown winner. Love to see an assistant do that. Counting down.
Natalie: You don't respect me at all, do you? I mean, really, really respect me.
Adrian Monk: Of course I do. 22. I do, Nat- [doorbell rings] Ooh, doorbell. Natalie, hurry back. Hurry back.