Quote from Marci Maven in Mr. Monk and His Biggest Fan
Marci Maven: What is this? Is this blood? Adrian Monk: Ssh. You've been shot. Marci Maven: Oh, my God! I've been shot! Adrian Monk: Ssh. It's okay. It's just a scratch. Marci Maven: What am I doing here? Adrian Monk: Shut up. Marci Maven: This isn't fun anymore. Why did you bring me here? Adrian Monk: I didn't bring you here! Marci Maven: I don't wanna do this. I hate this. [waves white monogramed wipe] Excuse me pause. Pause, please. If we could just put a pause on this for a second. Uh, I wanna go home. And I know... But I am absolutely not gonna say anything about you killing your wife. It's no biggie. I mean, she was asking for it. I've seen her out there. I'm your neighbor. I've seen her in the garden with her flower pot going blah, blah, blah. My gardenias are awesome. So I'm just gonna go. John Ringel: Yeah, I don't think so! John Ringel: Monk! Come on out! I have your girlfriend! Marci Maven: I'm not his girlfriend. I don't even like him anymore.