Quote from Marci Maven in Mr. Monk and His Biggest Fan
Adrian Monk: Ladies, let's settle down. I think we might have an actual murder on our hands. Marci Maven: Oh, woo-hoo! Adrian Monk: Exactly. Woo-hoo. Let's just think for a minute, okay? Tell me about the dog. How did he die? Marci Maven: Kidney failure. He went really quickly. Adrian Monk: Before he passed, did anything unusual happen? Marci Maven: Oh, yes! About two weeks ago, he disappeared for a whole day. I couldn't find him. I was worried sick. I was putting up posters everywhere. And then around 6:00, he just showed up. Adrian Monk: And you have no idea where he was? Marci Maven: No. He was covered in woodchips, though. Is that important? It took me an hour to brush it out. Natalie: You still have the brush? Marci Maven: The brush? [chuckles] Please. Adrian Monk: Actually, that's a good idea. Marci Maven: I'll get it.