Quote from Captain Stottlemeyer in Mr. Monk and His Biggest Fan
Linda Fusco: [bites into a cherry tomato] What is it? Leland, this is not very romantic. What are you looking at? Captain Stottlemeyer: Bite marks. Linda Fusco: Oh, I'm afraid to ask. Captain Stottlemeyer: [grabs file] Look at the bite marks. That woman was attacked by a dog. Look at the bite marks. Linda Fusco: No, thank you. Captain Stottlemeyer: They're all upside down. Even the defensive ones. Um, I gotta make a phone call.