Quote from Natalie in Mr. Monk and His Biggest Fan
Marci Maven: Well, if you ever need an assistant... Adrian Monk: Well, I have Natalie. Marci Maven: Maybe it's time for a change. Adrian Monk: Well, Natalie and I have been together for three and a half years. So I don't thi- Marci Maven: I'll work for free. Adrian Monk: [stops walking] [to Natalie] What? Natalie: You're considering it? Marci Maven: Well, you know free. Natalie: So? Adrian Monk: You wanna make a counter offer? Natalie: Yeah, here's my counter offer. I'm not nuts!