Quote from Marci Maven in Mr. Monk and His Biggest Fan
Clerk: Can I help you? Marci Maven: This is Adrian Monk. He's gonna be asking you some questions. Clerk: What about? Marci Maven: You'll find out. First, there are some ground rules. No coughing, no sneezing. You will not shake his hand. You will not make small talk. Do you understand? Lower that sleeve so it's even with the other one. He's very particular. [Marci centers the clerk's baseball cap] Yes. Adrian Monk: Have you seen this dog? Clerk: No. Adrian Monk: Thank you.