Quote from Adrian Monk in Mr. Monk Goes to the Hospital
CSI Technician: Captain. Captain Stottlemeyer: What do you got? CSI Technician: There may have been somebody else here. Look at that blood spatter. Adrian Monk: Uh, no, no, that was me. Sorry. Captain Stottlemeyer: You still bleeding? Adrian Monk: Yeah. Captain Stottlemeyer: What'd the doctor say? Adrian Monk: Well, she cauterized it, but I don't think- Captain Stottlemeyer: Sometimes you gotta cauterize 'em again, Monk. I used to get nosebleeds all the time. Adrian Monk: I'm not sure it is a nosebleed. Captain Stottlemeyer: Well, what else could it be? Adrian Monk: Well, that's what I was gonna ask him.