Quote from Lieutenant Disher in Mr. Monk Goes to the Hospital
Captain Stottlemeyer: It's a perfect match. I'd like to see him try to explain this to a jury. Lieutenant Disher: It was my idea. Captain Stottlemeyer: No, it's not, Randy. It's completely different. Lieutenant Disher: No, it was the same basic idea. Our next crime scene, I'm not gonna say anything. I'm just gonna write everything down and copyright it. Captain Stottlemeyer: Yeah, you copyright everything in your notebook. Lieutenant Disher: Maybe I will.