Quote from Adrian Monk in Mr. Monk Visits a Farm
Sheriff Butterfield: Mr. Monk, I was hoping you were gonna be here. I'm going undercover tonight. What do you think? Oh, is this your first square dance? Adrian Monk: I'm not here to dance. Randy and I have a theory about the case. Sheriff Butterfield: Well, I have a theory too. I think you really came here to dance. Come on! Adrian Monk: No, no, I can't! I'm- I'm married. Sheriff Butterfield: Where's your wife? Adrian Monk: She's dead. Sheriff Butterfield: To be honest, I've got mixed feelings about that. On the one hand, I'm sorry for your loss. On the other hand, here we go! Sheriff Butterfield: Loosen up. What are you afraid of? Adrian Monk: Well, it's a pretty long list.