Quote from Adrian Monk in Mr. Monk Is At Your Service
Adrian Monk: Leland, I don't know how to-- Captain Stottlemeyer: Buy me lunch, we'll call it even. [Monk goes to put the Stottlemeyer's coat on for him] What are you doing? Adrian Monk: I was just... Captain Stottlemeyer: You're not my butler. Adrian Monk: Oh, right. Captain Stottlemeyer: You're a cop. Adrian Monk: I'm a cop. Lieutenant Disher: You're a cop. Natalie: You're a cop. Adrian Monk: I'm a cop. I'm a cop.