Quote from Adrian Monk in Mr. Monk and the Leper
Natalie: I opened the gate. Adrian Monk: Good thinking. Okay, hold the ladder. Natalie: No, Mr. Monk, the gate is open. Adrian Monk: Natalie, look. These are the leper's instructions. I promised him I would follow them to a tee. We nodded on it. Natalie: Well, I'm using the gate. Adrian Monk: Okay, but don't tell the leper.