Quote from Adrian Monk in Mr. Monk Meets His Dad
Natalie: [answers phone] Oh, it's Mr. Monk! It's Mr. Monk. I've been so worried about you. Where are you? How's it going? What's he like? Wait, hold on, I'm gonna put you on speakerphone. Hold on. Lieutenant Disher: Merry Christmas, Monk! Captain Stottlemeyer: Hey, Happy Holidays, buddy! Adrian Monk: Natalie, this was a big mistake. I need to go home now. Please. Please, I want to come home! Please, please. Natalie: Mr. Monk, I'm taking you off speakerphone.