Quote from Harold Krenshaw in Mr. Monk Gets a New Shrink
Adrian Monk: Dr. Kroger, thank God. Haven't I- Mm. Haven't I always, had the eight o'clock time slot on Friday? Harold Krenshaw: Dr. K, would you tell this lunatic what you told me? You said, and I quote, "Harold, we will finish this discussion the first thing on Friday." Adrian Monk: [chuckles] Listen to this. He didn't mean, "the first session on Friday". He meant the first thing during your regular thing during your regular session, right? Harold Krenshaw: Will you look at that? Look at him! He is so ridiculous. He is so jealous. It's like looking right into the face of crazy. Look at him! He's acting like a little twelve-year-old. Adrian Monk: He's acting like a ten-year-old now. Harold Krenshaw: Well, he's acting like a five-year-old. Adrian Monk: He's acting like a little-baby-year-old. Harold Krenshaw: Oh, that doesn't even make any sense. It doesn't. Dr. Kroger: Okay, Harold. Harold! You may have misunderstood.