Quote from Adrian Monk in Mr. Monk, Private Eye
Natalie: Captain, this is Adrian Monk. Capt. Bill Gibbard: Monk? Natalie: Yeah, he's a private investigator. We wanted to talk to you about a car accident that happened in that parking lot on Wednesday morning at 6:00. Capt. Bill Gibbard: I wasn't here. Adrian Monk: Your sign says that you're here at dawn every day. Capt. Bill Gibbard: Well, I guess I must've been. But I didn't see nothing. Adrian Monk: You heard it though, right? It's only a couple hundred feet away. Capt. Bill Gibbard: Are you calling me a liar, Mr. Monk? [shoves Monk] Adrian Monk: What are you doing? Capt. Bill Gibbard: I don't like private investigators. Adrian Monk: Neither do I. It was her idea.