Quote from Adrian Monk in Mr. Monk, Private Eye
Natalie: [answers phone] Adrian Monk Investigations. What is the nature of your problem? Adrian Monk: I'm being kept in a room against my will. Natalie: You were kidnapped? Oh, my God. Hold on, hold on. Do you know who did it? Adrian Monk: Yes, it's my personal assistant. Her name is Natalie Teeger. Natalie...