Quote from Captain Stottlemeyer in Mr. Monk, Private Eye
Linda Fusco: I think I'm a little jealous. Are you seeing other clients behind my back? Natalie: Ms. Fusco, no, no, no. These aren't clients. These are former colleagues. This is Randy Disher, and this is Captain Stottlemeyer: Captain Leland Stottlemeyer. Linda Fusco: Linda Fusco. Captain Stottlemeyer: I know who you are. I've seen your billboards. Actually, we just saw one yesterday. Lieutenant Disher: Captain said that you looked really-- Nothing. He didn't say anything which is strange, because he's usually pretty talkative. The sign said that you were the number one realtor in Northern California. Linda Fusco: Tell me something I don't know. Captain Stottlemeyer: The elephant's the only mammal that can't jump. Linda Fusco: Pardon me? Captain Stottlemeyer: You said tell you something you don't know. And I told you that the only mammal who can't jump is your elephant.