Quote from Captain Stottlemeyer in Mr. Monk and the Garbage Strike
Captain Stottlemeyer: Monk! 20 minutes ago I went on the record defending your suicide theory. I was on TV! My name was across the screen. I'm gonna look like an idiot. Call- Call Larry Cutler at the mayor's office. Get him on the phone right now. Dial fast. Lieutenant Disher: I'm dialing. Captain Stottlemeyer: Dial like the wind!