Quote from Adrian Monk in Mr. Monk Goes to the Dentist
Adrian Monk: All right! All right, okay! Wait, wait. Your hands are so dirty. Dr. Oliver Bloom: Excuse me? Adrian Monk: Could you- You gotta wash your hands first. Please. Dr. Oliver Bloom: You want me to wash my hands. Adrian Monk: Please. Dr. Oliver Bloom: I'm not gonna wash my hands, okay? Adrian Monk: Please. Dr. Oliver Bloom: I'm not washing my hands. Okay, now, just hold still. Adrian Monk: We're not animals, here, right? Please, I'm asking you. I'm asking you. Terri: He did wash his hands in Marathon Man. Dr. Oliver Bloom: Don't give me "in Marathon Man". I'm not gonna wash my hand when I'm torturing him. Adrian Monk: It'll take, it'll take five seconds, please. I'm asking you! Look into your heart. For God. For the love of God. For all that's holy. Look into your heart. Look into your heart. Dr. Oliver Bloom: I'll wash my damn hands, okay?