Lieutenant Disher: I think that he, Dr. Bloom and his assistant Terri, I mean, I think they murdered someone.
Captain Stottlemeyer: You saw it?
Lieutenant Disher: Yeah, sort of. I was sedated.
Captain Stottlemeyer: You were sedated? Randy, one time, I was under anesthesia. I thought my moustache was a chipmunk.
Detective Patterson: I was the Green Lantern once. It was great. I didn't wanna wake up.
Lieutenant Disher: Look, I was supposed to be out for 30 minutes. But I was under for almost two hours.
Captain Stottlemeyer: Was there a body?
Lieutenant Disher: No.
Captain Stottlemeyer: Any signs of struggle?
Lieutenant Disher: No.
Captain Stottlemeyer: And who did they kill?
Lieutenant Disher: I don't know. It was a guy. Male, Caucasian, 5'11", 200 pounds. They were arguing about Barry Bonds. And I'm pretty sure that I can ID him.
Detective Patterson: The baseball player?
Captain Stottlemeyer: Yeah. I think this guy thought Dr. Bloom kidnapped Barry Bonds. I mean, they were arguing about how much Barry Bonds was worth.
Detective Patterson: Hey, you know, if your dentist played baseball, you know what team he'd play for? The Yanks. Get it? [Stottlemeyer laughs]
Lieutenant Disher: It's not funny.
Captain Stottlemeyer: It's a little funny, Randy. Look, why don't you, um take a walk. Clear you head. Here, drop this off at Monk's. He's waiting for this. Then take the rest of the day off, okay? Go to the movies, go to the beach. Okay? Get out of here. I'll call you later.