Captain Stottlemeyer: Hey. I've been calling you guys all day. Have you been avoiding me?
Adrian Monk: Yes, we have.
Natalie: We were waiting till we could print this for you.
Captain Stottlemeyer: She's seeing somebody. I knew it. Who is it?
Adrian Monk: We never saw his face.
Captain Stottlemeyer: Is this the only photograph you got?
Natalie: Well, we sort of got arrested.
Adrian Monk: It's a funny story.
Captain Stottlemeyer: I don't wanna hear it.
Adrian Monk: No, it's really funny.
Captain Stottlemeyer: I really don't wanna hear it. It's Sharkey, isn't it?
Adrian Monk: I don't think so. If you look at the shape of his left ear...
Captain Stottlemeyer: I don't wanna hear about the shape of the man's ear. Monk, it's him. I can tell.