Adrian Monk: I can't believe that's the allacco cabernet.
Natalie: I know, just take it easy.
Adrian Monk: I've been drinking that wine for 15 years. It's foot wine! I can taste it.
Natalie: Oh, no, come on! You cannot taste it.
Adrian Monk: I, I can. I can taste the feet now. I can taste the toes. And what's between the toes.
Al Nicoletto: And the fungus. It really is barbaric.
Natalie: Okay, I didn't see any fungus. But I'm sure they have clean feet. There are probably rules about that stuff. [the women walk barefoot through the mud] Okay, I admit it. That's pretty disgusting.