Quote from Adrian Monk in Mr. Monk Gets Drunk
Wine Expert: Now they're on step three. Adrian Monk: Oh, step three. Wine Expert: Sniffing. You smell the wine. Inhale deeply. Do you smell the fruit or the herbs? Adrian Monk: Uh, so that means, really, there's only two steps left until the spitting. Wine Expert: That's right. Adrian Monk: Uh, all, all at once? All of them spitting on the porch here? With me on the porch? Wine Expert: Now they're sipping. Adrian Monk: Sipping! So spitting is next. Oh, God. Oh, here it comes. [Monk groans]