Abby: Hey, Sherlock Holmes. Come here. We're trying to figure out who did this.
Adrian Monk: This is a human caucasian buttocks.
Greg: Yeah.
Abby: Yeah, we know. But whose caucasian buttocks?
Greg: Gotta be Chilton.
Chilton Handy: Go to hell.
Adrian Monk: Uh, no, this is Ben.
Frances: Real mature, Ben!
Ben: [laughs]
Abby: How'd you know?
Adrian Monk: Well, the staples go out, not in. Ben's is the only stapler in the office set to do that.