Quote from Captain Stottlemeyer in Mr. Monk Stays in Bed
Adrian Monk: Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah. It's spreading. It's spreading. Here it comes. I can feel it, I can feel, I can feel it. Captain Stottlemeyer: Whoa, I did not think it was possible for you to get sick. Well, that's one plucky little microbe. Yeah, for a germ, you gotta be, like, climbing mount Everest. Adrian Monk: That's not funny. [sneezes on Stottlemeyer's hand] Captain Stottlemeyer: Hey, look who's here. Deputy commissioner. [shakes his hand]