Adrian Monk: Fine, I will drive myself. I'll rent a car. [picks up phone] See? I am dialing the number. I'm not bluffing.
Natalie: Do you even have a driver's license?
Adrian Monk: Yes, I have a license. Okay, this is it. This is the last digit. I have dialed the number. It is ringing.
Woman: [on the phone] Thank you for calling Cannon rent-a-car. This call may be monitored for quality purposes.
Adrian Monk: I am on hold.
Natalie: Mr. Monk, Fulton College is 100 miles away. It is up the interstate. It's over a bridge.
Adrian Monk: I know. I have a blindfold for going over bridges.
Natalie: But you'll be driving.
Adrian Monk: Good point. I think I can make it. I'll just sort of peek underneath.
Natalie: I'm not gonna let you drive! You've never driven over a bridge in your life.
Adrian Monk: What choice do I have?
Woman: [on the phone] Excuse me. Excuse me, sir?
Adrian Monk: Yes? My daughter goes to Fulton College. You don't have to take the bridge. You can take the causeway all the way up.
Adrian Monk: You could hear us?
Woman: Yes, sir. I'm a quality control operator. I'm monitoring the call.
Adrian Monk: I, I was on hold.
Woman: Yes, sir. We start listening as soon as you're connected. You wouldn't believe the things I hear. People fooling around, people arguing. I could write a book about it.
Adrian Monk: You could hear me while I was on hold.
Woman: That's right.