Marty Eels: Hey, Monk! What a nice surprise. This guy's from San Francisco Magazine. I'm one of the ten most eligible bachelors in the city. Can you believe it?
Natalie: Marty, we need to talk.
Marty Eels: Not a good time, Nat.
Natalie: Did you just call me Nat?
Marty Eels: Hey, hey! Get one with me and Monk.
Adrian Monk: No.
Marty Eels: Here. No, no, no. This is good. It's like a summit of great minds. Philip Marlowe meets Sherlock Holmes.
Natalie: It's about your mother. A little something she might have overheard while at work.
Natalie: Can't hear. The music's too loud. I can't hear. [to the photographer] Take, take a five. Take a five.