Adrian Monk: Captain, could I? You can't hire this guy.
Captain Stottlemeyer: He did find the ski masks.
Adrian Monk: By smelling a dog. It's not possible.
Captain Stottlemeyer: Look, Monk, sometimes when you're picking up clues, it seems like magic to me. I don't know how you do it. Maybe he's doing something that you don't understand.
Adrian Monk: I think he's cheating. He's a cheater.
Captain Stottlemeyer: This isn't the fourth grade, Monk.
Adrian Monk: He's cheating.
Captain Stottlemeyer: How?
Adrian Monk: How. I don't know.