Quote from Adrian Monk in Mr. Monk and the Kid
Dr. Kroger: A-A-Adrian, what what happened on that roof? A mistake like that, that's not like you. Adrian Monk: I was distracted. Natalie's daughter called. She was babysitting Tommy. Dr. Kroger: Wh- What- What did she say? Adrian Monk: I don't remember. Dr. Kroger: Oh. I think you do. Adrian Monk: All right. She spilled some juice, and Tommy was helping to clean it up. It's funny. She said that Tommy was just like me. Dr. Kroger: And that- And that upset you? Adrian Monk: No. No, I was flattered. Actually, I've been thinking about calling the case worker and making it permanent. Dr. Kroger: Well, that's a- That's a pretty big commitment, Adrian. I mean, that's probably the biggest commitment there is. Adrian Monk: Well, I figure he could do a lot worse for a father than me. Am I right? Dr. Kroger: Absolutely. Adrian Monk: For example, what if he were adopted by, uh, well, you know... wolves? Dr. Kroger: Wolves would probably eat him alive. Adrian Monk: Which is something I would never do. Dr. Kroger: Right. No, of course not. Adrian, I know you don't want to hear this. Adrian Monk: I'm not giving him up. Dr. Kroger: I'm proud of you for taking Tommy. I'm glad you did it. But in your heart of hearts, I think you know you're not ready for this. Adrian Monk: I'm not giving him up.