Quote from Harold Krenshaw in Mr. Monk and the Election
Adrian Monk: What are you- What are you doing? Captain Stottlemeyer: I'm eating a doughnut. It's food. Adrian Monk: W- Why that one? Captain Stottlemeyer: Because I like the coconut. Harold Krenshaw: Now you have to eat a sugar one. Captain Stottlemeyer: I don't want a sugar one. Adrian Monk: Or you could take three more coconuts and two chocolate. Harold Krenshaw: Or one coconut and two glazed. Adrian Monk: Or you could just eat them all. That would probably be easier, huh? Harold Krenshaw: That's a good idea. Adrian Monk: Probably be easiest. Harold Krenshaw: Yeah. Captain Stottlemeyer: Or I could do this. [squishes box] There. Now there's one doughnut. One big damn doughnut. Adrian Monk: [to Harold] You see what you did?