Quote from Lieutenant Disher in Mr. Monk Gets Cabin Fever
Captain Stottlemeyer: Randy, what are you doing here? Lieutenant Disher: Captain, I think Monk is in danger. I tried to call you, but... Okay, this sounds crazy, I've been getting these fortune cookies and they've all been coming true. Captain Stottlemeyer: Fortune cookies? Lieutenant Disher: Yeah. Today I got that one. Captain Stottlemeyer: What, you got this today? Lieutenant Disher: Yeah, at lunch. Look, I don't believe in any of this stuff, but that's the third one, and they've all been coming true. Adrian Monk: Lieutenant, this was made by hand. You see the edge? It was cut with a scissors. Captain Stottlemeyer: Randy, did you just drive up here? Lieutenant Disher: Yeah. Captain Stottlemeyer: Get down!