Quote from Lieutenant Disher in Mr. Monk Gets Cabin Fever
Lieutenant Disher: What does it say? Hayley: [reads fortune cookie] "True love has finally come your way." Lieutenant Disher: No way. It does not say that. It does not say that. Hayley: Yes, it does. Look. Read it. Lieutenant Disher: Wow. Hayley: Maybe they know something. Lieutenant Disher: Maybe they do. Okay. Here. Here is mine. "A friendly hand will save you from a dirty death." Hayley: Really? Wow, that's weird.