Quote from Adrian Monk in Mr. Monk Gets Cabin Fever
Captain Stottlemeyer: Hey, Monk, have a seat. Adrian Monk: I'll sit when I get home. Captain Stottlemeyer: Suit yourself. Martin Willowby: [shouts] Hey there, Mr. Conway. [Monk waves] Captain Stottlemeyer: You know, I could get used to this. Adrian Monk: Yeah, it's nice. You know what would make it even nicer? Captain Stottlemeyer: Hmm? Adrian Monk: If we were someplace else.