Natalie: It's not that big a deal. Just take off the shoes. Take 'em off.
Adrian Monk: Okay. Um, have the the rugs been cleaned recently? And shampooed?
Disciple: I don't know.
Adrian Monk: Has the Master heard of athlete's foot? Because the fungus and the bacteria, can get up in between the toes...
Disciple #2: Oh, for Christ's sake, just take 'em off!
Disciple: Wee Ling, you have spoken. You must begin again.
Disciple #2: Oh, forget it.
Adrian Monk: Nine years, huh?