Adrian Monk: Your husband was in the navy?
Natalie: Yeah, he died six years ago.
Julie Teeger: He was a pilot.
Adrian Monk: And you recently started dating again.
Natalie: How did you know that?
Adrian Monk: It's patently obvious. I happened to notice these in your coat pocket. Birth control pills. [off Natalie's horrified look] Oh, I'm sorry.
Natalie: I can't believe you just did that! Right in front of my daughter? What is wrong with you? Do you have, like, zero social skills?
Julie Teeger: Mom, it's okay. I'm not a baby.
Adrian Monk: Wait a minute! Wait a minute. Oh, my mistake. These are not birth control pills. These are, these are Tic Tacs. Just little pink and green Tic Tac candies. But don't eat them. They're... They're special, adult, you know, Tic Tacs.