Quote from Adrian Monk in Mr. Monk Takes His Medicine
Adrian Monk: Isn't this great? Man: What's that? Adrian Monk: Oh, just this. People, hamburgers, condiments... Us, you know? Just two, two regular guys. How's your Super Rocket? Man: It's good. Um, you got a little ketchup on your shirt there. Adrian Monk: Who gives a crap? I don't. That is a weird case. You know, there was a suicide five blocks away three minutes before the shooting. Man: Yeah, I hope they get this guy. Adrian Monk: Oh, they'll get him. Know why? I'm on the case. I'm a detective. Maybe you've heard of me. Adrian Monk. I'm pretty famous. I don't want to brag but I solve a lot of high-profile cases. Man: Hey, if it's true, it's not bragging, huh?