Quote from Kevin Dorfman in Mr. Monk and the Game Show
Dwight Ellison: So, Kevin, did I understand Adrian correctly? You won the lottery a couple years ago? Kevin Dorfman: Yes, I did. That is accurate. And you're probably wondering what happened to all the money. That's a fair question. Here's a tip, if you're ever lucky enough to win the big jackpot, you should probably not make some of the mistakes I made. For one thing, Vegas, it's a good place to avoid. Secondly, if you're ever going to hire an accountant, you might want to make sure he's certified. And most importantly, never, under any circumstances, marry Lisa Abramowitz. Dwight Ellison: [laughs] I'll try to remember that. Kevin Dorfman: Or her sister Shelly.