Quote from Kevin Dorfman in Mr. Monk and the Game Show
Kevin Dorfman: Oh, this is looking good. Adrian Monk: You think so? Kevin Dorfman: Oh, it's looking fantastic. A little more mayonnaise, a pinch of paprika. Maybe two pinches. Maybe three pinches. Adrian Monk: Okay, that's perfect. Kevin Dorfman: Maybe four pinches. Adrian Monk: Okay, Kevin, I think that's enough. Thank you. Kevin Dorfman: We are going to need some pepper, and I think I have some upstairs. Maybe I should bring all my seasonings down here if we're going to be cooking all week. Adrian Monk: All week? Kevin Dorfman: Here's something you might find interesting. This is only the eighth time in my life I have ever had egg salad. Adrian Monk: Really? Kevin Dorfman: And how much do you want to bet I can name all eight? The first time was in third grade. I traded sandwiches with a kid named Stuart Kramer. Then three years after that, my cousin's confirmation party. Two years after that, I was in a restaurant. I ordered tuna fish. Do you like to laugh? Adrian Monk: No, I don't. Kevin Dorfman: Well, get ready to, because I knew it was egg salad. I could smell it, but the waitress kept saying to me, "No, it's tuna fish." [phone rings] Phone. We're on number three. Remember where we are.